The Adventures of Jared: Happy 1st Birthday, Jared!

Quotes from Jared

"My baby sister's name is Lydia. Want to pet her?" 23 Aug 2011
"I need more milk to make my cereal float!" 2 Aug 2011
"I think popsicles are too cold, because they're frozen." 29 Jul 2011
"Aliens drink with their ears." 29 Jul 2011
"Mommy, may I give you some advice? People don't eat mud." 17 May 2011
"The trash truck will fix the bug!" 13 Sep 2010
"We need to go to the store! The store is waiting for us!" 9 Sep 2010
"Mommy, I starving; I need candy to eat!" 6 Sep 2010
"I love having a nice bath." 2 Sep 2010
"You not Mother; you Mommy!" 19 May 2010