"She has holes in her ears!"

Jared comes from a land of unpierced ears. Not that the women in our family have issues with pierced ears, they just don't have them, for the most part. So, when Mom's friend came wearing earrings one day, Jared announced in shock, "Hey, you have holes in your ears! You need to fix them with tape, or your bones will fall out!" Gotta love three-year-olds. :)